Thank God For Girls

Meski banyak yang menyayangkan album EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT IN THE END, kali ini Weezer membuktikan kalau musik geek-rock yang mereka usung tidak berubah. Dikemas dengan video lyric, single yang berjudul Thank God For Girls terasa lebih segar dibandingkan lagu-lagu sebelumnya. Penasaran? Simak di sini dan siapkan dirimu untuk menanti album baru mereka. (ntn)

The girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hairIs making a cannoli for you to take on your hiking tripIn the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second gradeAnd you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called uponTo employ your testosteroneIn a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TVAnd even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapesAnd you will require band aids and antiseptic ointmentsAnd tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and when you come homeShe will be there waiting for you with a fire in her eyesAnd a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouthAnd that's why you
Thank God for girlsHolla Jesu ChristeFrom Tennessee to LAThank God for girlsOn your reckoning dayYou better bow down and pray
She’s so bigShe’s so strongShe’s so energetic in her sweaty overallsThank God for girls
I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mineI think about her all the day and all the night it's enough to know that she's aliveShe says I give her sweaty palms she almost had a heart attackThe truth is that I’m just as scared I don’t know how to actI wish that I could get to know her betterBut meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatterI carved her name into all the treesSang a song down on one kneeLooking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was 14I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way aroundI’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down
Thank God for girlsHolla Jesu ChristeFrom Tennessee to LAThank God for girlsOn your reckoning dayYou better bow down and pray
She’s so bigShe’s so strongShe’s so energetic in her sweaty overallsThank God for girls
God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge machineMixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn settingWhile Adam was like that really hurtsGoing off into the tundra, so pissed at GodAnd he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey eggsMessing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the echinaceaUntil God said, Ima smite you with lonelinessAnd break your heart in twoAnd Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair, falling on his kneesLooked to the sky and saidThank God